Grass

I'll make you scream my name in bed if you keep talking to me like that

*comes closer to you*

*smashes your skull in with a beer can*

Just do it

ok *touches you*

Did you touch me or grass

Touch me bro

hello want to join the giant crocodile group and terrorize the city

Sure I like that idea. I can be the most dangerous one.

*pulls out flamethrower*

WOAH WOAH WOAH

WHAT

Did you just touch me again

YOU TOLD ME TO TOUCH GRASS

I meant outside

ok?

Now touch grass

you are grass...