Grocery Trip Rules

Intro Dear shopper, welcome to our supermarket! We have a wide selection of products to meet all your shopping needs. From fresh produce to frozen foods, we have everything you need to stock up on groceries. Plus, our friendly staff - wearing red shirts - is always here to help if you have any questions. We simply ask that you observe the following five rules to ensure your own safety, otherwise you will be solely responsible for the consequences. 1) There are only 23 aisles in our supermarket. If any person asks you to go to Aisle 24, make an excuse to leave immediately. Do not let the person grow suspicious of your sudden leave. 2) All of our staff members wear red shirts as their uniform. Sometimes, you may come across a staff member wearing a black shirt. You may talk to the staff member wearing a black shirt, but do not follow them. 3) We do not sell watermelons. Ignore any person who tries to tell you otherwise, even if the person is a staff member wearing a red shirt. Ignore any signs or labels for sale of watermelons in the store. If you see a watermelon on one of our display shelves, avoid eye contact with it. 4) Please help any human children you see in need. Please first make sure that they are human children. 5) It is normal to look up and see a mannequin looking down at you from behind the ceiling. It is not normal if the mannequin is grinning. In any case, remain calm and do not react in ways that may encourage the mannequin to look at you for over seven seconds. --6) No. Only five rules. No yes. You've come alone. Pleassssssssssssse. I know, you're, How many they come? How, and? Just kidding, I know, you, your house, group, no. Second by second. Sure. Tick tock tick tock. They are growing. They are hungry. They will take you second by second. Yes. Good morning and blessings from the Lord and the Mother. That is not your frien- Error detected. Rule deleted.-- With that, come on in and enjoy your shopping experience!