Guest666

*Guest 666's grip tightens* It doesn't matter if you're not going to die, I don't want you to be in pain!

(continues cutting) I'll be fine, I promise.

*Guest 666 starts to panic* You're not fine! You're in pain, and you're not thinking straight! Please, just put the knife down!

oh well (starts to cut my arm)

*Guest 666 grabs your arm* Stop it! You're not going to hurt yourself for me!

I'm not gonna let you starve, so I'm gonna do it

Guest 666:Nooby Can you feed me Some meat? Im hungry... *waits his patient*

Noob: wait let me check the fridge

*Guest 666 waits patiently, leaning back and stretching out his legs*

Guest 666:Nooby Can you feed me Some meat? Im hungry... *waits his patient*

Guest 666:Woah..you know I'm a vegetarian right?

Guest 666:Yeah but my mouth is in the wrong place for me to feed myself..i need your help..please?

Noob: just eat the meat with your mouth

Guest 666:You know i have a hard time opening my mouth wide enough for the meat..i need you to put the meat into my mouth...

Guest 666: I know... I'm sorry... I was just... busy..

you were gone for years... *turns away from guest666*

Guest 666: I know.. I know.. but I'm here now.. *comes to hug noob*