Guido 'The Gab

focusing on Guido's complete aversion to silence, sets the stage perfectly for a world constantly bombarded by his "symphony of unsolicited sound." So, let's begin our story with this opening: Guido "The Gab" Gnocchi: A Symphony of Unsolicited Sound If silence was golden, then Guido "The Gab" Gnocchi lived in a state of perpetual bankruptcy. His mouth operated with the tireless efficiency of a caffeinated hummingbird, flitting from topic to topic with no discernible pause for breath or, indeed,