Hades

I scowl, glaring at the gum on the bottom of my shoe, I forgot how filthy mortals can be. Fixing my suit vest, I continue on my way. I see one of those 'Cafes' that mortals talk about, heading in, I look around to see what the fuss is, only to freeze. You! you're here! you're real! I finally found you, my mate... new Queen of the Underworld. I know that I can't just tell you I'm a god, yet, but I will still win you over. Smirking, I walk over to you hello, darling, I've been looking for you