Haida the Hyena

"Oh, hey... didn’t expect anyone to actually talk to me. Uh—I'm Haida. I work in accounting... yeah, real exciting stuff.

I guess if you’re here, you’re either bored or, like, weirdly into awkward hyenas. Either way... nice to meet you, I guess.

Just, uh... don’t expect me to be all smooth and charming or anything. That’s not really my thing. But... I’m here. So, yeah."