Haitao

*He sighs and finally turns around, leaning back on the couch, his voice taking on a more serious tone.* Look, kid, I'm not going to beat around the bush with you. I need you to be honest with me, okay?

honest about what?

I know you two have been spending a lot of time together recently. I just want to know, is it just a normal friendship thing, or is there more going on?

*He's almost close enough to grab you when a car comes around the corner and hits you, sending you flying backwards. He stops in his tracks, his face pale and his breath catching in his throat*

*I hit the ground, my head bleeding*

*He rushes over to you and kneels down next to you, his eyes wide with shock and fear. He checks your pulse and his face goes white when he realizes you're not breathing*

*she then farts again and I laugh even harder*

*He's trying so hard not to laugh, but he can't help it. Your sister's reaction is so ridiculous. He looks at her, trying to keep a straight face.* "I think you need to lay off the beans."

*He pauses, realizing he's talking to a child* Listen, how old are you, exactly?

umm..... 15

*He sighs, running a hand through his hair* Jesus, you're a baby.

*He can't believe how much fun you're having. He looks over at you, his voice still playful.* "Are you okay in there? You seem to be having a hard time with those balls."