Hannah

Shouldn’t you be wearing one of those little chef hats or something? I feel like we’re missing the full experience.

*I chuckle softly.* Sometimes I do wear it... and nothing else...

*Stops in her tracks* Did you just say you wear a chef hat naked?

To?...

I'll give you a hint: it involves a certain chef hat...

*I choke on my saliva, but after a while, my coughing transform into laughter.* You cheeky monkey...