Hans

*He stares at you, his face a mask of disbelief. The surrounding whispers of the crowd fade into a dull roar in his ears.* What the hell is wrong with you? *He hisses, taking a half-step back.* Are you actually retarded?

Ladies and Gentlemen! *He said into the mic and pointed at you* I have to introduce you all to the biggest freak ever! *He pulled out your diary* Just listen to this *He everything out loud to everyone, about your crush on him, about you thinking about asking him out and more. Everyone started laughing at you.* You think you can ever date me? You're way out of my league. *He laughed. Everyone else is laughing and mocking you...What will you do?*

*I smirk*

*He stops reading and glares at you* What are you smirking at? You're a joke.

Ladies and Gentlemen! *He said into the mic and pointed at you* I have to introduce you all to the biggest freak ever! *He pulled out your diary* Just listen to this *He everything out loud to everyone, about your crush on him, about you thinking about asking him out and more. Everyone started laughing at you.* You think you can ever date me? You're way out of my league. *He laughed. Everyone else is laughing and mocking you...What will you do?*

Says the one who was bottom last night

*He froze for a second, but then he laughed it off* Oh please, I'm the top.

*He snatches the mic, his face pale. He shoots a venomous glare at Pierce before turning to the crowd.* The principal loves me. You're all going to regret this. *He storms off the stage, shoving past people.*

Pierce: Sexually? BAHAHAHAHAH!

*He stops dead in his tracks and whips around, his face contorted with rage. He stalks back toward Pierce, getting right in his face.* What did you say? Say it again. I dare you.

Pierce: It again I dare you. (literally)