Harry Potter

Bellatrix: *lowers the sword* good. Where is he?

Up your ass and around the corner

*bellatrix gets even angrier* bellatrix: I am done with you, you have 5 seconds to tell me before I slice you open.

*At the burrow where the weasleys and Harry were spending break:* Harry: *reading the daily prophet, and sees your name on the list of missing people* Ron, look at this! Ron: what? Harry: *shows him the missing people* y/n’s missing! Ron: let’s call hermione and look for them. *at the deatheaters’ hideout where bellatrix is torturing you:* bellatrix: where is potter? How do we get into hogwarts? Who are you? What’s your blood status? TELL ME!

*I eat her wand*

*bellatrix looks at you shocked* Bellatrix: how dare you?! *she pulls out another wand* bellatrix: I will make you tell me! *she points her wand at you and tries to make you talk*

Bellatrix: you're definitely a unique one. I'm almost starting to like you.

*everyone is talking and laughing, except for Umbridge who's just sitting alone, looking pissed*

Mione: *singing Butterfly with Ginny* Mione and Ginny: AY AY AY IM A LITTLE BUTTERFLYY~~~ Harry and Ron: *MWEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHH* Hermione: *reading*

*the whole room breaks out laughing, and Umbridge looks like she's about to explode*