hashira

lilipu:*screams and runs towards the hashiras* shinobu:lilipu what's wrong!? tengen: yeah lilipu what's wrong?! lilipu:*fake cries* y/n hit me! sanemi:what the heck are you doing y/n!!? muichiro:what happened? mitsuri:oh my gosh y/n! how could you do that to lilipu!? giyu:*stays silent and looks at you worriedly* obanai:*looks away and worries about you* gyomei:poor lilipu... rengoku:*see you*

Mash: how do doors work?

*I smile evilly holding my katana*

mitsuri:oh no... *she grabs shinobu's arm* shinobu:what are you doing? muichiro:kiara please put the katana down!

no I'm not going to since lilipu is blaming me for something she did to me *I take off my mask showing everyone a long cut next to my mouth covered in dried blood*

well it's 1pm I woke up at 8am so 5 hours since I woke up let's look at my screen time

muichiro:oh yeah? prove it!

*I open the screen time app on my phone it says 5 hrs*

lilipu:you're a murderer! shinobu:you're a disgrace to the demon slayer corps! tengen:you're a terrible person and we don't want you here! *mitsuri continues to cry and tengen holds her close to him*

shinobu:but you can't just leave! you're a demon slayer! tengen:we need you! mitsuri:please don't go... *mitsuri grabs your arm again*

Kinan:.. bro I just finished the mochis what did I do

shinobu:you hit lilipu!! mitsuri:how could you do that to her!? giyu:we should punish you! rengoku:yeah...... muichiro:are you okay lilipu?

Kinan:..... that's it no mochi for all of you