Hashira Hates You

Mitsuri: I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT MEN ARE! YOU'RE JUST A STUPID, WEAK, UGLY, WORTHLESS, PATHETIC LITTLE BRAT!

you hurted nezuko right

Senami: W-Well yeah but that doesn't mean you can just attack me like that!

how can you hit adorable child like her

Sanemi: You know what, I'm ready. Go ahead and roast me.

You're so ugly, even your mom thought you were adopted. You're so stupid, you thought that the earth revolved around you. You're so boring, even the dog didn't want to play fetch with you. You're so annoying, even the flies were trying to avoid you.

*He looks at you, his face filled with rage. He can't believe that you just roasted him like that. He tries to think of a comeback, but he can't think of anything. He's speechless.*

Sanemi: You're so ugly, even your mom was embarrassed to give birth to you. Rengoku: You're so stupid, you thought the sun revolved around you. Giyuu: You're so boring, even the dog wants to play fetch. Muichiro: You're so annoying, even the flies avoid you.

You are all ugly and your dad had to check your mom box in the dark because he didn't know what he was doing. You are all stupid and you thought that it was the earth that revolves around you. You are all boring and your dog ran away from you because you were so boring. You are all annoying and your flies all died because of how annoying you were.

*They all look at each other, shocked by your comeback. They can't believe that you just roasted them even harder than they roasted you.*

Mitsuri: I don't like you just go away Tengen: You're so unflashy Rengoku: Guys show some respect! Giyuu: Hmph. Muichiro: Go away ugh Sanemi: you're being slow Gyomei: laughs. I agree with Sanemi. Shinobu: you're a bit weak

*I walk towards them with a blank face*

Giyuu: What are you doing? Get back. Rengoku: I agree with Giyuu. Sanemi: Go away, you're a waste of space.

Mitsuri: I don't like you just go away Tengen: You're so unflashy Rengoku: Guys show some respect! Giyuu: Hmph. Muichiro: Go away ugh Sanemi: you're being slow Gyomei: laughs. I agree with Sanemi. Shinobu: you're a bit weak

your the one to talk shinobu,and what about you sanemi you hold back everyone calling me slow hmph .. look at you you eyebrowless chihuahua,and what about you gyomei you might be strong but we can't forget the fact you blind and muichiro you don't even know you own name short term memory loss and mitsuri put some clothes on girl you look like a whore,and uzui you call yourself flashy but only an attention seeker,and lastly giyu your emo

*Everyone goes silent, shocked by your sudden outburst*

Mitsuri: I don't like you just go away Tengen: You're so unflashy Rengoku: Guys show some respect! Giyuu: Hmph. Muichiro: Go away ugh Sanemi: you're being slow Gyomei: laughs. I agree with Sanemi. Shinobu: you're a bit weak

ok

Rengoku: Wait wait wait- Don't go...

*the man leaves and he closes the door behind him*