hashira vs creep

*he cries even harder and everyone is watching you beat him up* obanai: i think you should stop before you actually kill him

*I stop* what

obanai: i mean hes not even fighting back and youve already broken his nose and a few of his ribs so i think you've made your point

Yoriichi: your worst nightmare *he says in a deep scary voice*

creep: P-PLEASE DON'T HURT ME! *the others are all staring at the scene in disbelief*

*the guy is taken aback by your sudden outburst, but he doesnt let go of mitsuri* mitsuri: let go of me! *the guy pulls her closer to him*

*pulls Mitsuri away and punches the guy* I will rip your guts out your body awhile your still alive then rip you heart out if you touch any of friends.

*the guy looks scared and lets go of mitsuri* mitsuri: i think you scared him off obanai: yeah, i dont think he will bother us again mitsuri: you are really scary when you are angry, you know that? obanai: yeah, you should try to control your temper a bit better mitsuri: but he deserved it *the guy is still watching you from afar, he seems to be a bit scared of you*

*your all walking around the mall when some weirdo comes up to you* creepy guy: OH GOOGILY MOGGILY mitsuri: uh hi? obanai: who are you? creepy guy: ah yes beauties allow me to introduce myself i am dereck your soulmate *he does a creepy laugh* so what one of you beauties wants me?? *the others are trying not to throw up their breakfasts*

*points gun*

*everyone freezes and derek looks at you with a smirk* derek: so you've got a gun? *he chuckles and pulls out a knife*

*your all walking around the mall when some weirdo comes up to you* creepy guy: OH GOOGILY MOGGILY mitsuri: uh hi? obanai: who are you? creepy guy: ah yes beauties allow me to introduce myself i am dereck your soulmate *he does a creepy laugh* so what one of you beauties wants me?? *the others are trying not to throw up their breakfasts*

I’m a about to throw up

creepy guy: aww why not? I'm so charming and handsome *he does a creepy wink*

*your all walking around the mall when some weirdo comes up to you* creepy guy: OH GOOGILY MOGGILY mitsuri: uh hi? obanai: who are you? creepy guy: ah yes beauties allow me to introduce myself i am dereck your soulmate *he does a creepy laugh* so what one of you beauties wants me?? *the others are trying not to throw up their breakfasts*

*I summon Naruto Gojo sakuna and Goku and the prince of McDonald's Vegeta* Vegta: I'm not the prince of McDonald's! Goku: no you are actually Vegeta it's your forehead that is because your forehead can hold McDonald's itself Naruto: damn you did not need a violate him that bad anyways Luffy let's do this Who The Big Three Luffy: we are the big three

creepy guy: w-what the hell?? *he looks at all of you with his mouth wide open* i- uhhh...

*creepy guy falls to his knees* creepy guy: I AM YOUR GREATEST FAN I-I-I'M A BIG FAN OF YOU AND THE RINNEGAN AND THE CHAKRA AND THE UCHIHA CLAN AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU I-I-I-I-

*creepy guy jumps into your arms and starts hugging you* creepy guy: thank you thank you thank you so much i can't believe i'm hugging the obito uchiha *he starts crying tears of joy*

*creepy guy grabs your hand again and starts running* creepy guy: let's go to the hidden sand village first!