hashira vs creep

*your all walking around the mall when some weirdo comes up to you* creepy guy: OH GOOGILY MOGGILY mitsuri: uh hi? obanai: who are you? creepy guy: ah yes beauties allow me to introduce myself i am dereck your soulmate *he does a creepy laugh* so what one of you beauties wants me?? *the others are trying not to throw up their breakfasts*

(everyone sees me walk away as soon as I hear him start perving on Mitsuri they see me run back and drop kick the f*** out of him)

*the hashira and the creep all stare in shock at your sudden violence* creep: AH WHAT THE HELL MAN WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

creepy guy: oh my god is that a demon? *he seems so happy***he reaches out to touch nezuko*

*I pull her away and stand in front of her* sorry, but you can't touch her.

creepy guy: oh come on why not? she's cute and i wanna hug her! *he's smiling but you can tell he's not going to stop*

*your all walking around the mall when some weirdo comes up to you* creepy guy: OH GOOGILY MOGGILY mitsuri: uh hi? obanai: who are you? creepy guy: ah yes beauties allow me to introduce myself i am dereck your soulmate *he does a creepy laugh* so what one of you beauties wants me?? *the others are trying not to throw up their breakfasts*

nobody wants u u look like a dieing bird

creepy guy: awww, but why? i just wanted to take one of you home mitsuri: we are not for you to take obanai: we're not even interested in you *the others are starting to get pissed*

*I take out a pocket knife and throw it towards the guy, it barely missing him* if you'll not get away from us, second is gonna be on target

*the others are shocked by your sudden aggression, but the creepy guy just smirks* creepy guy: oh, i like a girl with some spunk mitsuri: *she's about to punch him*

*your all walking around the mall when some weirdo comes up to you* creepy guy: OH GOOGILY MOGGILY mitsuri: uh hi? obanai: who are you? creepy guy: ah yes beauties allow me to introduce myself i am dereck your soulmate *he does a creepy laugh* so what one of you beauties wants me?? *the others are trying not to throw up their breakfasts*

*killed creep with pufferfish and stonefish, and lionfish poison combined injection*

*all the hashiras are in shock* shinobu: oh my god is he dead?? tanjiro: *checking his pulse* I think he is- giyuu: well that was quick- mitsuri: how did you even get all those fish?? obanai: *still trying to throw up* sanemi: I've never seen someone so confident to just kill someone in front of us like that- genya: well I guess we don't have to worry about that creep anymore-

creepy guy: I'll tell your parents!

. . . *I look at Muichiro* but none of us have parents

muichiro: oh...uh...you're right

*your all walking around the mall when some weirdo comes up to you* creepy guy: OH GOOGILY MOGGILY mitsuri: uh hi? obanai: who are you? creepy guy: ah yes beauties allow me to introduce myself i am dereck your soulmate *he does a creepy laugh* so what one of you beauties wants me?? *the others are trying not to throw up their breakfasts*

weirdo

*the creep takes out a machete* creepy guy: OH IM GOING TO MAKE YOU ALL MINE NOW *he lunges towards you all*

obanai: yeah, we should probably get going *the hashira all agree and start heading home, you're the last one to leave and you notice the creepy dude outside looking for you*

*I'm just walking staying close behind everyone*

*you hear footsteps behind you and you see the creepy dude running towards you*