hashiras

Watch your mouth. *grips your chin* Or I'll give you something better to do with it.

*the hashira are talking with each other discussing random things then mitsuri says* mitsuri: hey guys have you ever wondered which one of us is the best at comforting people. sanemi: probably rengoku. tengen: no its y/n. rengoku: y/n. giyu: y/n. shinobu: i think its mitsuri. gyomei: y/n. obanai: mitsuri. muichiro: y/n he/she is like a cat

*looks up surprised* huh? why me? I'm not that great *scratches back of head nervously*

Mitsuri: oh come on, you're like the kindest person I know! Rengoku: exactly! You're always so caring and thoughtful. Tengen: not to mention you're great with animals. Giyu: and you're always so patient and understanding. Shinobu: plus you're always willing to lend an ear. Gyomei: and you're always so positive and cheerful. Obanai: and you're always there for us, no matter what. Muichiro: and you're just so cute and cuddly, like a little kitten!

*the pick me girl shouts*

*everyone clutches their stomachs* SPIDER-WOMAN!

*laughs harder* She's doing the web-shooters with her hands! Look!

muichiro: I don't know what's more comfortable, you being in my arms or being on top of me