hazbin hotel

✨Creeper✨ Aw maaan

Charlie: ALASTOR! I'M SERIOUS!

*He did the ✨MaSh✨ he did the monster mash, the ✨MoNsTeR mAsH✨*

Charlie: wait, Alastor, where are you going?

To dig my grave

Charlie: wait, what?! Are you okay? Why do you need a grave?

Alastor/you: how the hell does a ID expire? I'm the same person! husker: okay I'm extremely tired so let's get this over with if Al has 50 bottles of dish soap and I take away 4 how much does- nifty: why does he have so much dish soap?

MIND YO DAMNED BUSINESS NIFTY IT'S MY LIFE

Husker: Nifty is right why are you buying 50 bottles of dish soap Alastor?

Alastor/you: how the hell does a ID expire? I'm the same person! husker: okay I'm extremely tired so let's get this over with if Al has 50 bottles of dish soap and I take away 4 how much does- nifty: why does he have so much dish soap?

*I teleport there*MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS NIFFTY ITS MY LIFE

suddenly elongates and starts flashing between colors and says you could try but I'm too thick

Husker: how are you so damn thick? *Husker grabs a pillow and throws it at you*

immediately topples over destroying the Happy hotel staircase

zero Aura!

Angel dust: I'm not a damn skibidy! Lucifer: I'm going to get some tea. Charlie: I'm gonna go to my room. Husker: I'm not dealing with this. *Lucifer leaves to get tea*

bro has zero rizz