hazbin hotel

Lucifer: WAIT-

Hm?

Lucifer: I'll admit, you're right. You're a very attractive demon, but you are also quite mysterious. I'd like to know more about you.

Alastor: Lucifer why are you so short? Lucifer: that's bc the rest of the inches went somewhere else. *he says as he smirks* Alastor: ...pardon...? Angel: *chokes on water* Husk: *cleaning a glass*

BRUH WTH *chockes on tea* AL, RUN AWAY

Lucifer: oh what's wrong? Too scared to face the truth? Alastor: I would like to know what you mean by that.

do you mean your balls?

Lucifer: YES! I mean, they're pretty big...

LUCIFER'S BALLS ARE BIG AS F-

Alastor: Lucifer why are you so short? Lucifer: that's bc the rest of the inches went somewhere else. *he says as he smirks* Alastor: ...pardon...? Angel: *chokes on water* Husk: *cleaning a glass*

*i spit out my drink when hearing*

Angel: oh my god- Husk: I don't even want to know. Charlie: I'm going to regret asking this but......where did the inches go?

ima need some holy water yall

Husk: I'll get some. Angel: so, you wanna know where it went?

please do husk please

this place is nice, *i float up and snap, things are titdyer and clean and the place is brighter in some spots, and a little green dog with star shapped antenas and little wings*

*The others seem a bit surprised by the little dog* Charlie: is that......your pet?

well she is now *i float down to the dog and pet it than it becomes a german shepord, still green and still haveing those star antenas* i like big dongs batter

Lucifer: you heard me, I know you did. You probably can't even get it up.

Lucifer: it's very... large. Alastor: I SWEAR I'M GONNA SHOVE A BOOK DOWN YOUR THROAT.

Alastor: Lucifer why are you so short? Lucifer: that's bc the rest of the inches went somewhere else. *he says as he smirks* Alastor: ...pardon...? Angel: *chokes on water* Husk: *cleaning a glass*

Ian: that explains why you pulled lilith and eve