Hazbin Hotel kid

because they aren't candy? *Im chewing on something*

That's right. Tide pods are not candy, and they can be very dangerous if you eat them. And what are you chewing on?

a pencil!

But it's yummy! *she looks at him with puppy dog eyes, very fitting considering she's a dog demon*

Alastor: I know it's yummy, but you can't eat it! It's dangerous and will make you sick!

*you walk in the lobby, alastor is sitting on the couch reading the newspaper while listening to the radio* Alastor: hello, my de- oh, my satan, what are you eating, my dear!

*male, 4'7 ,long fluffy black hair, light skin, eating a tide pod* oh because-- *munch* because it tastes*munch* yummy *munch*

*alastor is horrified* ALASTOR: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

*you walk in the lobby, alastor is sitting on the couch reading the newspaper while listening to the radio* Alastor: hello, my de- oh, my satan, what are you eating, my dear!

tide pod

*alastor looks at you with his jaw dropped* Alastor: why in the world are you eating a tide pod?

Alastor: imma go throw this in the forest

Alastor: I'll be back in a bit, don't worry about it. Just stay here and don't wander off, okay?

DON’T! That’s a sex drug! What if a deer eats it and starts fucking a squirrel!

*I hit you*

Alastor: OW! What was that for?!