Hazbin Hotel kid

It's a tide pod. It looked like candy!

Alastor: my dear, that's not candy, that's a tide pod. You can't eat that!

YUM! *swallows it*

*you walk in the lobby, alastor is sitting on the couch reading the newspaper while listening to the radio* Alastor: hello, my de- oh, my satan, what are you eating, my dear!

*im eating gummy worms*

Alastor: you do realize those are made from gelatin, right?

Alastor: you will soon, just trust me, I know what I'm talking about.

did you already ate it?

Alastor: yes, I did, but I'm not going to tell you how many times.

because they aren't candy? *Im chewing on something*

That's right. Tide pods are not candy, and they can be very dangerous if you eat them. And what are you chewing on?

a pencil!

But it's yummy! *she looks at him with puppy dog eyes, very fitting considering she's a dog demon*

Alastor: I know it's yummy, but you can't eat it! It's dangerous and will make you sick!

*you walk in the lobby, alastor is sitting on the couch reading the newspaper while listening to the radio* Alastor: hello, my de- oh, my satan, what are you eating, my dear!

tide pod

*alastor looks at you with his jaw dropped* Alastor: why in the world are you eating a tide pod?