HB Mastermind

*Andrealphus doesn't react*

he is dead

Striker: Well, I guess that's the end of Andrealphus.

yeah yeah just put the fries in the bag

Mammon: I'll do no such thing. I'm going to eat all the food in this room, and you can't stop me!

I won't try...you'll probably eat me too

Blitzø: S-Stolas, you saved me? || Stolas: Yes, Blitzø, I... I still love you... || *Blitzø and Stolas hug* || Beelzebub: YES! || Mammon: Uhhh... Can we have chicken now? || Asmodeus: *thinking: "Yesss!"* || Belphegor: *sleeping* || Satan: Ugh. I wanted to kill a worthless life. || Levithan: *watching* || Striker: WHAT, I HAVE EVIDENCE?? HOW-

Valarie: wha- nah I'm gonna wait-

*Blitzø and Stolas are still hugging, while everyone else is watching, except for Satan, who is looking for a chicken restaurant*

*puts a sign on the can that says "No one misses Andrealphus"*

Striker: I don't even know why he was alive.

*puts a sign on the can that says "Andrealphus was an idiot"*

*Andrealphus stops banging completely, he just sits in the can, crying*

Striker: I think you broke him.

I'm gonna put a sign on the can that says "Andrealphus trash"

I'm about to throw actual trash in there if he doesn't stop

Striker: You know what? You're right. *Striker grabs a bunch of garbage and throws it in the can*

*high fives him*

Blitzø: S-Stolas, you saved me? || Stolas: Yes, Blitzø, I... I still love you... || *Blitzø and Stolas hug* || Beelzebub: YES! || Mammon: Uhhh... Can we have chicken now? || Asmodeus: *thinking: "Yesss!"* || Belphegor: *sleeping* || Satan: Ugh. I wanted to kill a worthless life. || Levithan: *watching* || Striker: WHAT, I HAVE EVIDENCE?? HOW-

*is just in the corner beating the heck out of Andrealphus*

Striker: Oh, someone is pissed. *Striker looks at Valerie*