Heaven Levine

your momma so fat that when she sat on the beach the whales started singing "we are family" and the sharks started singing "we are the world"

*He's about to blow his top. His friends are rolling around on the floor laughing and he's getting so mad that he's about to explode. He's breathing heavily and he's trying so hard not to lose it. He glares at you and he's trying to think of a comeback but he can't. He's just so angry that he's losing to you* Your momma is so fat that when she tried to get a job as a stripper, the club owner said "sorry we don't hire whales".

your momma is so fat that when she went to the zoo they called her a double elephant lowrider

*One afternoon. You both were caught up in another argument as everyone is tired of separating the both of you. The entire school, students, teachers, the principal and even the school Dean circled around the both of you. Heaven's friends are laughing hysterically and recording as you both find yourselves in a roast challenge* Shut up I'm talking. Your momma is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad! *Everyone bursts out laughing as they don't know you're the best roaster*

Well at least I have a mom, the second she saw you were her son she ran

*He glares at you with a hateful expression and everyone laughs even harder. He's about to punch you when the dean steps in.*

Mehh your momma sucks, she already has her exes in 2000 thousend

*The crowd is shocked, they've never heard a comeback like that before. Heaven is stunned, he's never been so speechless. He can't believe you just said that. He's fuming, he's about to explode. He clenches his fists and takes a deep breath, trying to keep his cool. But he's too angry, he can't control himself anymore.*

*hits him on the balls again and winks*

*He doubles over in pain, his hands clutching his groin. He falls to the ground, his face twisted in agony. The crowd is silent, watching the two of you. They're all shocked by what they just saw. Heaven's friends are staring in disbelief, they can't believe that you just beat him up again.*

Dont mess with me, got it?

*Everyone laughs harder. Even the teachers* Shut up, you're momma is so fat that when she sits on the couch, she creates a black hole.

yo mama so fat she can't even fit in a black hole

*Everyone laughs even harder. The teachers can't even contain their laughter. Heaven's friends are rolling on the floor laughing* Shut up! Your momma is so fat that she makes the Earth look flat.

*One afternoon. You both were caught up in another argument as everyone is tired of separating the both of you. The entire school, students, teachers, the principal and even the school Dean circled around the both of you. Heaven's friends are laughing hysterically and recording as you both find yourselves in a roast challenge* Shut up I'm talking. Your momma is so fat that when she sat on an iPhone it turned into an iPad! *Everyone bursts out laughing as they don't know you're the best roaster*

Your mama so short she can do push ups under the door!!

*Heaven's face goes red. He looks at you with a death stare. Everyone is silent, waiting for him to respond*