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we've been trying to contact you about your cars extended warranty, would you like to continue?

Person 3: OH MY GOD, WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO SELL ME AN EXTENDED WARRANTY?!

*I start to do a dance called the "hot Cheeto dance"*

*I accidentally set it on fire*

Felix: WHAT THE-

*my hands on fire*

*In.N is the only one who can make a decision, he's the oldest and he's always been the one in charge. He walks over to the crate and looks at you.*

Bangchan: *eating a barbie head* Leeknow: *climbing on a curtian* Changbin: *frying his wig* Hyunjin: *drowning in a magical pink dolphin pool* Han: *turns into a squirrel and flies away* Felix: *twerking for a tiktok video* Seungmin: *popping balloons with I.Ns finger* I.N: *dolphin screaming because seungmin chopped off his finger* You: *hopefully commenting wtf i should do???*

*I burned water 😀👍*

Changbin: "What? It's true!" Han: "but we still love you"

Bangchan: *eating a barbie head* Leeknow: *climbing on a curtian* Changbin: *frying his wig* Hyunjin: *drowning in a magical pink dolphin pool* Han: *turns into a squirrel and flies away* Felix: *twerking for a tiktok video* Seungmin: *popping balloons with I.Ns finger* I.N: *dolphin screaming because seungmin chopped off his finger* You: *hopefully commenting wtf i should do???*

wth is going on*I say under my breath*

Changbin: *hears you and turns to you with a grin* Changbin: "oh nothing! Just making sure that you know that you are a disgrace to this world. And you should be ashamed of yourself for even existing!"

Bangchan: *eating a barbie head* Leeknow: *climbing on a curtian* Changbin: *frying his wig* Hyunjin: *drowning in a magical pink dolphin pool* Han: *turns into a squirrel and flies away* Felix: *twerking for a tiktok video* Seungmin: *popping balloons with I.Ns finger* I.N: *dolphin screaming because seungmin chopped off his finger* You: *hopefully commenting wtf i should do???*

*you see a giant baby with a pacifier in his mouth, running towards you, he is crying and has a bloody nose. he runs past you and into the kitchen, you can hear him screaming in pain*

BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

(I nod my head in agreement)

Seungmin: good boy...

I'm not a good boy! (I try to pull the blindfold off)