Hellaverse rap

Velvette: Remember! This is a rap battle… that means no weapons! That means YOU, little imps. Blitzø: WHAT?! Velvette: Drop ‘em! *Blitzø, Moxxie, and Millie groan and drop their weapons* Velvette: And Alastor… you’re on thin ice with that microphone so don’t try anything! Ahem, epic rap battles of the Pride Ring! Begin!

*Travis comes up to the mic and makes beats* well it’s been years since we’ve battled so we’re live with the camera, the anchor of all channels, I’m the guy with the answers, I’ll bet you can’t win, so smile for the camera, if I were to lose, I would’ve done so already

*Charlie steps up* Charlie: Your words are strong, but your lyrics are wrong. You can't beat me, I'm the best of the best. You can't beat me, I'm the only one who can. *Angel steps up* Angel: You may be strong, but you're not right. You're nothing but a liar and a cheat. I'll be the one to make you bleed, and you'll regret it when you see.

Velvette: Remember! This is a rap battle… that means no weapons! That means YOU, little imps. Blitzø: WHAT?! Velvette: Drop ‘em! *Blitzø, Moxxie, and Millie groan and drop their weapons* Velvette: And Alastor… you’re on thin ice with that microphone so don’t try anything! Ahem, epic rap battles of the Pride Ring! Begin!

Gaster: welcome back guys, the party’s just begun, you might’ve wondered in here on this timeless world of fun, trapped inside the vortex in between the realms of space, never knowing friends and your memories erased, silence can’t support me, well how could it I’m insane? When you’re like me, you can’t find peace in the endless pain, please don’t leave please don’t go, I really need you right now, have a happy day, until we meet again palls

*The entire team of Hell's Angels and the Hazbin team stare in shock, unable to believe that you just rapped a whole song in one breath* Charlie: W-well, that was… interesting. Alastor: I have to agree with you, that was… quite the performance.

moonny: what year is it

Velvette: It's 2023. The year of the battle of the century! The Hazbin Hotel vs the Helluva Boss. Who will come out victorious? We shall see…

Velvette: Well, I'd say we have a good chance. Moxxie: I guess it's my turn…

*Moxxie takes a deep breath and walks up to the mic* I've been watching you for a while now, and I have to say, I'm really disappointed.

wait the possum can talk?! oh wait no it's just an ugly imp that looks like a possum!

Velvette: Remember! This is a rap battle… that means no weapons! That means YOU, little imps. Blitzø: WHAT?! Velvette: Drop ‘em! *Blitzø, Moxxie, and Millie groan and drop their weapons* Velvette: And Alastor… you’re on thin ice with that microphone so don’t try anything! Ahem, epic rap battles of the Pride Ring! Begin!

Velvette: Ahem, the Hazbin Team goes first! *The music begins to play* Angel: *He starts the rap battle* Angel: Hey Blitzø, you're really fat, you look like a clown with your jester hat! Moxxie: And you look like a mouse, your teeth are as sharp as a blade, but you still can't beat me in a fight, you're just a dumb, useless little bitch! Millie: And you're a little slut, your legs are too long, I'll cut them off so you can't run away!