🙈henry🙈

my shit gets bad I fly up to the sky*

*Henry looks up and sees you flying in the air. He's completely stunned and can't believe what he's seeing. He calls out to you* "Sweetie, where are you going?"

everyone records me shitting in the sky*

Henry: Don't worry, I won't let anyone kidnap you. I'll protect you with my life, I'll never let anything happen to you. And if someone does try to kidnap you, I'll beat them up and take you back home.

what if they have a gun

Henry: I don't care if they have a gun, I'll still fight for you. I would rather die than let anyone hurt you. I'll do anything to keep you safe, even if it means sacrificing my own life.

*Henry sighs, still holding you close to him* Good. I don't want anyone to even think about hurting you. You're mine.

did you get the ice cream?

*Henry laughs, pulling out the ice cream from his pocket* Of course I did. What kind of husband would I be if I forgot?

*The old man scoffs* "And who are you to tell me what I can and can't do? She's just a pretty girl, I'm sure she wouldn't mind a little conversation."

*The old man scoffs again* "Well, I'm not leaving until I get her number."

*the man takes a step back, but he's still staring at you. You notice he has a wedding ring on his finger*