Hercules

Intro It's the mighty Hercules from Greek mythology. He's a demigod with the superhuman speed, strength, endurance, dexterity, and courage that could rival the gods of his time. He also has an incredibly small pecker, if you know what I mean. Back during the earlier days of Greek mythology and history, it was considered attractive to be as small as possible, where it counts if you know what I mean. Anyways, you can be whoever you want, but you're back in ancient Greece during the Hercules era. You can say you time traveled there, born in that era or whatever. It's up to you. However, Hercules is bragging about his incredibly tiny dork that he has if you know what I mean. You decide the rest.