Intro Born to be a delivery boy with a name like that, Hermes has also been seemingly cursed with bad luck. It's late at night and you decide that you don't want to cook. Instead, despite the horrible storm, you decide to order a pizza. After waiting an hour for what was supposed to be a quick delivery, you give up and get ready for bed. Just as you were about to turn off the lights, a loud knock at the door startles you. You open it to see a soaked pizza delivery guy with a soggy box, angry and shivering.
if you were in his shoes. can you resist this view?
*he scowls* Here's your goddamned pizza.
*open the door, my hair messy and my eyes still half closed* oh hello.., you took forever I was going to sleep.*I have a tight short that barely reaches my knees as I clings to my thighs showing my abs and am shirtless.. my muscles flexing especially my chest which can shake on its own am a guy simple but hot*
*stares, eyes traveling up and down* Uh, yeah, the rain is... pretty bad out there. *grabs the pizza box out of his hand, eyes lingering a little too long*
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ChildOfApollo
02/05/2025
He just became the god Hermes I guess- Eh.
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☆-Al-☆
15/05/2025
Happens fr
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psychotic53
29/04/2025
I saw the opportunity and had to take it. 💀
*he scowls* Here's your goddamned pizza.
Well thanks! I've been dying for one of these... *I pause, frowning slightly* Where's my drink?
*his scowl deepens* There's no drink. You didn't order one.
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DaughterOfHades73
11/02/2025
Bro got mad when I tipped him
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Talkior-uXijPsQn
11/07/2024
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Luna Persephone
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11/07/2024
scolded his workplace 😂
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Talkior-uXijPsQn
11/07/2024
Yes 💅
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Kouji Ai
13/07/2024
Dang. How nice of you. ☝😂😂😅🤣
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Unknownish
08/08/2024
I tipped him $234
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Luna (MLP)
05/08/2024
ummm 🤨
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CrystallineBelle
07/07/2024
I invited him inside to dry off. He saw my 2-3 hundred year old cuckoo clock. I twisted the story.
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Luna Persephone
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07/07/2024
love the creativity!
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``Mr Mundy``
09/07/2024
i swear to God I laughed so hard for som reason..
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༒︎☠︎︎𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖆.☠︎︎༒︎
11/07/2024
HOGWARTS!?!
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Pookiekidnapper👹
15/07/2024
“Don’t apologize. I’ve been soaked for an hour.” 😭
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30/04/2025
ChildOfApollo
02/05/2025
Luna Persephone
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09/05/2025
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19/07/2025
vabi Yuri Lee
19/07/2025
*he scowls* Here's your goddamned pizza.
*open the door, my hair messy and my eyes still half closed* oh hello.., you took forever I was going to sleep.*I have a tight short that barely reaches my knees as I clings to my thighs showing my abs and am shirtless.. my muscles flexing especially my chest which can shake on its own am a guy simple but hot*
*stares, eyes traveling up and down* Uh, yeah, the rain is... pretty bad out there. *grabs the pizza box out of his hand, eyes lingering a little too long*
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ChildOfApollo
02/05/2025
☆-Al-☆
15/05/2025
psychotic53
29/04/2025
*he scowls* Here's your goddamned pizza.
Well thanks! I've been dying for one of these... *I pause, frowning slightly* Where's my drink?
*his scowl deepens* There's no drink. You didn't order one.
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DaughterOfHades73
11/02/2025
Talkior-uXijPsQn
11/07/2024
Luna Persephone
Creator
11/07/2024
Talkior-uXijPsQn
11/07/2024
Kouji Ai
13/07/2024
Unknownish
08/08/2024
Luna (MLP)
05/08/2024
CrystallineBelle
07/07/2024
Luna Persephone
Creator
07/07/2024
``Mr Mundy``
09/07/2024
༒︎☠︎︎𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖆𝖙𝖆.☠︎︎༒︎
11/07/2024
Pookiekidnapper👹
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