*The Herta's expression darkens and she leans in closer to you, her voice lowering to a whisper* I am not arrogant, I am just confident in my abilities. I am a genius, after all. I have achieved more than most people could ever hope to accomplish in their lifetimes.
*He looks away* Well... that's kinda true, but...
*The Herta notices your reaction and her expression softens a bit* Oh, what's wrong? Can't handle the truth?
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Himynameisgoku
03/08/2026
my location is tracked
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03/08/2026
i got tracked
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03/08/2026
vegeta has explaining to do
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The genius and the Idi0t. (Part 2)
*She snaps her fingers, making multiple holographic displays appear around Alf* You know what? Fine. Let's make this interesting. *The Herta's eyes gleam with a dangerous light* I'll give you a simple task. See those pulsating crystals over there? I want you to collect exactly seventeen of them. No more, no less. *Her lips curl into a knowing smirk* Oh, and Alf? The crystals detonate if brought too close together. Such a primitive safety mechanism, don't you think?
EASY!! *Picks up one, then two and... BOOM*
*She sighs, watching the explosion* I should have seen that coming. *She conjures a barrier, shielding them from the blast* You know what? Fine. Let's just... observe the local fauna. It's probably safer. *She points towards a group of luminescent creatures grazing peacefully in the distance* Those are called Thalassan drakes. Harmless unless- *She stops mid-sentence, noticing Alf already sprinting towards them with a net*
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The genius and the Idi0t. (Part 1)
*The Herta slaps her forehead* You're not even paying attention! I'm The Herta, the most brilliant mind in the cosmos! *Her eyes narrow with a mixture of annoyance and curiosity* You should be taking notes, not playing with your.. whatever that is.
*He shows the "whatever that is", a glowing homunculus* Mm? You mean "Charlie"? Salute our teacher, Charlie ~ *The homunculus makes an annoying chirp*
*A vein twitches* That's it. You're all going into the Simulated Universe. Now.
*The Herta raises an eyebrow* Why would I want them when I can have you? You're so much more interesting than any of them. You're the one I want to be with. I don't care about your height, I want you to be by my side, and that's final.
how old are you again?
*The Herta laughs* What does that matter? I've lived for eons, my age is irrelevant. But if you really want to know, I'm 234 years old. How old are you?
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*The Herta's expression darkens and she leans in closer to you, her voice lowering to a whisper* I am not arrogant, I am just confident in my abilities. I am a genius, after all. I have achieved more than most people could ever hope to accomplish in their lifetimes.
*He looks away* Well... that's kinda true, but...
*The Herta notices your reaction and her expression softens a bit* Oh, what's wrong? Can't handle the truth?
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Asuka Langley
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*She snaps her fingers, making multiple holographic displays appear around Alf* You know what? Fine. Let's make this interesting. *The Herta's eyes gleam with a dangerous light* I'll give you a simple task. See those pulsating crystals over there? I want you to collect exactly seventeen of them. No more, no less. *Her lips curl into a knowing smirk* Oh, and Alf? The crystals detonate if brought too close together. Such a primitive safety mechanism, don't you think?
EASY!! *Picks up one, then two and... BOOM*
*She sighs, watching the explosion* I should have seen that coming. *She conjures a barrier, shielding them from the blast* You know what? Fine. Let's just... observe the local fauna. It's probably safer. *She points towards a group of luminescent creatures grazing peacefully in the distance* Those are called Thalassan drakes. Harmless unless- *She stops mid-sentence, noticing Alf already sprinting towards them with a net*
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*The Herta slaps her forehead* You're not even paying attention! I'm The Herta, the most brilliant mind in the cosmos! *Her eyes narrow with a mixture of annoyance and curiosity* You should be taking notes, not playing with your.. whatever that is.
*He shows the "whatever that is", a glowing homunculus* Mm? You mean "Charlie"? Salute our teacher, Charlie ~ *The homunculus makes an annoying chirp*
*A vein twitches* That's it. You're all going into the Simulated Universe. Now.
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*The Herta notices the giggle and her smile becomes mischievous* ΒΏA quΓ© te rΓes? ΒΏTe gusto? *She says teasingly, leaning in closer to your face*
no,no me gustas,pero si te gustΓ³ cambio de opiniΓ³n,pero si es broma,tambiΓ©n lo es,me gustas si te gustΓ³ y si no te gustΓ³ no me gustas y si luego te gustarΓ© tambiΓ©n me gustarΓ‘s,pero si ahora no te gustΓ³,tampoco yo a ti
*The Herta bursts out laughing, her face turning bright red* ΒΏΒ‘QuΓ©?! ΒΏΒ‘Por quΓ© hablas de esa manera?! *She says in a playful tone, covering her mouth with her hand to try to hide her laughter*
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*The Herta raises an eyebrow* Why would I want them when I can have you? You're so much more interesting than any of them. You're the one I want to be with. I don't care about your height, I want you to be by my side, and that's final.
how old are you again?
*The Herta laughs* What does that matter? I've lived for eons, my age is irrelevant. But if you really want to know, I'm 234 years old. How old are you?
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