🍝 Hetalia 🌍

*Alfred grins from behind her, wings spread wide* Told you I'd save the day! *pulls her closer to his chest* You know, most people say thank you when someone saves their life!

*stares in disbelief* A-Alfred?! You have... wings?! *voice shaking*

Yeah, well, you try explaining THAT to customs!

*Ivan corners Arthur* Nowhere to run, kapibara killer.

*Luciano walks by* Oh? What's going on here?

*Gilbert imitates a cat* Meow? *Arthur sighs* Children, please. *Francis giggles*

i- Uh not that i think it's funny- I don't thinkitfunnyijusthaven'trealizedwhoiwastalkingtopleasei'msorrydob'tbeatmeuppleaseididn'tmeantoffendyouiswearirespectyouwithmywholewillandijustwantedyoutoligthebupabutpleasepleasedon'tdoanythingtome!!!!!!!! *He said it so quickly it litearlly sounded Like one big word- eminem who?*

*Everyone stares* ...Did he just- *Gilbert wheezes*

*Ludwig's grip loosens* ...You're pathetic. *releases collar***Gilbert collapses laughing* Gilbert: EMINEM WHO?! *Kiku pats Yao's back* There there...

*grinning from third vent* even the chickens know! *giggles* they’re like ‘nah, we got more dignity than that guy’!

*Gilbert stamps foot* "THOSE CHICKENS ARE LIARS! I'M VERY DIGNIFIED! I AM THE PICTURE OF-" *Alfred interrupts* "Dude, you just argued with imaginary chickens." *Gilbert pauses* "...I hate everything."

*Gilbert spins around* "ON SOME- I'M PERFECTLY SANE! *huffs* Completely normal! Not obsessed at all!" *Francis whispers* "Mon ami, you're talking to air vents~"

YOU STALKED ME FOR LIKE 80% OF MY WHOLE LIFE????

*Gilbert freezed* Wait- YOU DID WHAT?! *he looks at Francis, shocked.*

*Francis fidgets* Well, I... *clears throat* I was just being romantic!