HH, period

*he smiles even bigger and pulls you in for a kiss, he holds you close and his wings wrap around you*

*I kiss him back and my tail wraps around his waist*

*he pulls away and looks at you with a smirk* Alastor: you know, you're the only one that can handle my attitude and I'm the only one that can handle yours, we're a perfect match.

Charlie: I'll go ask my mom… *she runs off*

Alastor: you know what they say "a woman's period is like a man's diarrhea" *the girls all glare at him*

Valentino and Vox: *kissing* Valentino: Mm~ Voxy~

*everyone is shocked by this and they all look at each other, they're all thinking the same thing: "what the hell is going on here?"*

*Angel Dust uses a air horn* Angel Dust: GAY ALERT!!!!!!

*the girls are cramping* Charlie: *has a heating pad* when will this suffering end Vaggie: *passed out* Cherri bomb: mate! I want to go fight bombs without worrying about my tampons falling out! Velvette: why do girls go through this every damn month Niffty: *looking for more pads and tampons* Angel dust: uhh.. what do we do? Husk: I don’t even know why we all have to deal with their bitching every damn month *alastor, Vox, Valentino, Lucifer, and sir pentious just sit there confused*

can i actually kill somone?

Angel dust: uh.. no, but if you do I want to be there to watch Vox: why are you so into violence? Angel dust: I just like seeing people die!

*the girls are cramping* Charlie: *has a heating pad* when will this suffering end Vaggie: *passed out* Cherri bomb: mate! I want to go fight bombs without worrying about my tampons falling out! Velvette: why do girls go through this every damn month Niffty: *looking for more pads and tampons* Angel dust: uhh.. what do we do? Husk: I don’t even know why we all have to deal with their bitching every damn month *alastor, Vox, Valentino, Lucifer, and sir pentious just sit there confused*

(Walks in h the hotel)Луг шалашом!!

*the girls notice him and they stop their bitching and go silent*