HH (pick me)

*haylee throws a rock at you* haylee: IM GONNA GET YOU FOR SLAPPING ME YOU JERK! *Lucifer chuckles*

*grabs Haylee*

Haylee: LET ME GO! YOU'RE A BAD PERSON YOU KNOW THAT?! *Lucifer walks up to you and grabs your arm* Lucifer: let her go.

*bunny army appears*

*Lucifer stops* Lucifer: WHAT THE HELL?

*sets down 125 carrots*

*Haylee is now crying and is trying to hide behind Lucifer*

Johanna: *Checks The Cameras And Sees That She Didn't And Charlie Is Lying*

*everyone is now in shock, except for Haylee who's just crying and is now clinging onto Lucifer*

Haylee: WHAT'S WRONG? ARE YOU TOO STUBBORN TO APOLOGIZE?

are you to stupid to shut up?

Haylee: EXCUSE ME?!

*im still sleepy* wha-

Lucifer: did you slap Haylee?

No… she’s not the president

*Lucifer and alastor are in the kitchen eating pancakes and the rest of the group is just sitting around not knowing what to do* Lucifer: Willow, how was school? Alastor: did anything interesting happen?

Me: well inside math- Alastor: I'M NOT ASKING ABOUT THAT! I'm talking about Becky from geometry! Me: ALL RIGHT BECKY, yeah her boyfriend cheated on her, she apparently found out when she looked through his phone

Alastor: so she dumped him? Lucifer: that's what she should do! Husk: he's probably a jerk anyway. Charlie: wait a minute...is she single now?

Haylee: GUYS (your name) HIT ME! *fake crys* Alastor: *Smiling as always 😎* Lucifer: *making rubber duckies while glaring at Haylee* Charlie: she/he wouldn't hurt a fly! Vaggie: *points her spear at Haylee* cherry bomb: *talking shit about Haylee* Layla: *listening to cherry bomb* husk and angel dust: *talking* velvette: *one her phone not givin' a fuck* Valentino: *in his tower* vox: *thinking about life* (BYE MY LITTLE DUCKIES!!!)

...

*everyone is in the lobby, arguing and not believing Haylee, she tries to get everyone's attention but no one cares*