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WERE IN HELL BRO WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT-

*he stares at you* man:I mean a powerful demon?

*pulls out a nuke* yes

*UWU cat shoots at your feet* DANCE NOW AND YOU DIE! *hisses*

*jumps up landing in a perfect splits* you sure you don't wanna hire me for a show instead?

*UWU cat's face turns red with rage*

*UWU cat breaks into the hotel* UWU cat: breathe if you wanna date me everyone:*holds their breath*

*exhales loudly* nah i'm good

*UWU cat glares at you* UWU cat: i said breathe not exhale

*UWU cat breaks into the hotel* UWU cat: breathe if you wanna date me everyone:*holds their breath*

*rolls eyes and lets out a loud breath* like i'm gonna play that game *smirks* you really think i'd hold my breath for you?

*UWU cat is taken aback* UWU cat: w-what?

*the hotel suddenly grows legs and starts walking away* HOTEL: I'M FREE! *Charlie screams in the background*

*steps back dramatically* AIGHT NOW ITS A GHOST WAR 🗣️💯

*uwu cat splits into multiple ghostly copies* uwu cats: YOU FOOL! YOU JUST MADE MORE OF ME! *they start floating menacingly around*

(summons sakuna)

*UWU cat is now a UWU cat ghost* UWU cat: I'M BACK AND I'M BETTER THAN EVER

beep boop beep *calls the Ghostbusters* (on the phone) uhhh yes uh hello oh uh yea u c we have a ghost here and since ur job is to kill ghosts we need u to kill this one

*the ghostbusters show up* ghostbuster: we got a job to do *they start blasting the ghost with their proton packs*

*UWU cat gets mad* UWU cat: WHY IS NO ONE BREATHING!?!?

Cuz ya ugly and no one cares about you🥰💀

UWU cat: SHUT UP I AM BEAUTIFUL AND EVERYONE LOVES ME!