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everyone: yaping about smt Alastor: talking you: ok, so.. you guys have been talking for six months? Alastor: yeah?... you: and you haven't been talking to everyone else? Alastor: yes.. what is the point of this dear? you: soo, she's your girlfriend? Alastor: no! we're not dating! you: ok so, does she want you or not? because she's holding up the fucking line. everyone starts laughing