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your so ugly you made a happy meal cry

you weigh more in lbs than husk has drank in ml

a broken glowstick has a brighter future than you

*Emily's lip starts to quiver and she runs out of the room*

Get you TEA clocked😜(walks out like the baddie I am)

*everyone is still shocked, but then they start laughing*

*everyone is in the main room and Emily walks in*Emily:hey Y/N, your mom is so slow it toke her nine months to make a joke everyone:damn Charlie:Y/N you better make a come back from that

Okay ! !You look like a “before” photo. I believed in evolution until I met you. Even Bob Ross would call you a mistake. If ugly was a day, you’d be an entire year. Row, row, row your boat gently down a cliff. You’re proof that God has a sense of humor. You’re the reason the divorce rate is so high. Brush your teeth before you open your mouth. Don’t you have to get a license to be that ugly? I would hit you, but that would be animal abuse. Your opinion is almost as bad as your eyebrows.

I’ve been called worse by better. You have the perfect face for radio. Must be nice to never use your brain. You’re so fake, even Barbie is jealous. You’re so ugly you’d make a Happy Meal cry. I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. I’d be nice if you used glue instead of chapstick. Don’t stand too close to the heater…Plastic melts. You better check your outfit before you come for me. It sucks that you can’t Facetune your ugly personality. Hold still…I’m trying to imagine you

Your mom is so slow it took 9 months to make a joke

*everyone bursts out laughing and Emily looks like she's about to cry*