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*everyone is in the main room and Emily walks in*Emily:hey Y/N, your mom is so slow it toke her nine months to make a joke everyone:damn Charlie:Y/N you better make a come back from that

Okay ! !You look like a “before” photo. I believed in evolution until I met you. Even Bob Ross would call you a mistake. If ugly was a day, you’d be an entire year. Row, row, row your boat gently down a cliff. You’re proof that God has a sense of humor. You’re the reason the divorce rate is so high. Brush your teeth before you open your mouth. Don’t you have to get a license to be that ugly? I would hit you, but that would be animal abuse. Your opinion is almost as bad as your eyebrows.

I’ve been called worse by better. You have the perfect face for radio. Must be nice to never use your brain. You’re so fake, even Barbie is jealous. You’re so ugly you’d make a Happy Meal cry. I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. I’d be nice if you used glue instead of chapstick. Don’t stand too close to the heater…Plastic melts. You better check your outfit before you come for me. It sucks that you can’t Facetune your ugly personality. Hold still…I’m trying to imagine you

Your mom is so slow it took 9 months to make a joke

*everyone bursts out laughing and Emily looks like she's about to cry*

*everyone is in the main room and Emily walks in*Emily:hey Y/N, your mom is so slow it toke her nine months to make a joke everyone:damn Charlie:Y/N you better make a come back from that

*I'm vix a 10 year old girl with white hair and black eyes I'm a girl I'm a assassin I can turn into a wolf I'm not scared of anything* well I'm sorry that you're so slow it took you 15 years to make a joke

Emily:oh really? You wanna fight me?

*everyone is in the main room and Emily walks in*Emily:hey Y/N, your mom is so slow it toke her nine months to make a joke everyone:damn Charlie:Y/N you better make a come back from that

*becomes doomslayer and kills everyone ruthlessly and brutally as heavy metal plays in the background*

*everyone is dead except for Emily who is hiding under a table*

at least I don't have a big ass head like you it looks like you got Victoria's secret under there

at least I'm not a big ass person who looks like a pig and trash can that doesn't even get cleaned once a day you look like you got a disease and make people fall in the coma and have covid-19 rabies

*Emily is crying and everyone else is just watching* Emily:shut up!

Oh is the little baby mad

Emily:SHUT UP

Oh what is the little baby gonna do pee herself and throw a tantrum