The pick me asked for water, I gave her toilet water
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The Milkmanπ₯
17/11/2025
final part (6)
*Marge sits down on the couch, and gestures for you to sit next to her*
(I sit down)
*Marge takes a deep breath* Homer, i know you love me, and i love you too, but...
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The Milkmanπ₯
17/11/2025
part 5
how are you doing today?
*Lisa looks up from her book* I'm doing well, thanks for asking. How was work?
great!
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The Milkmanπ₯
17/11/2025
part 4
*Marge smiles* i've missed you too. how was work today?
good! though the powerplant almost exploded
*Marge looks worried* what happened? are you okay?
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The Milkmanπ₯
17/11/2025
part 3
well my wife is more hotter than you!
*pick me's face is now full of anger* oh really? i bet i could beat her in a beauty contest!
atleast she can beat me better than you!
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The Milkmanπ₯
16/11/2025
part two of being Homer
well your a boner breaker
*pick me's face turns red with rage* how dare you?!
well my wife is more hotter than you!
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<(Coolkid)>
16/11/2025
part three pls
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The Milkmanπ₯
16/11/2025
part one of being Homer
*Pick me:* EVERYONE I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THIS BAD STINKIN ROTTEN HOTEL! *Charlie: tears up* how could you say that about the hotel.... *Pick me:* I dunno. its just the truth. now bow down to me! *Vaggie:* hell no *Alastor:* youre mean. *Pick me:* so? i dont care, bellhop! *Alastor:* WHAT?! *Husk:* f/ck you *pick me's name*. *Angel dust:* yeah. *Pick me:* whatever. ew, who are those uglys?!?! *points at you and Nifty*
(I am Homer Simpson from The Simpsons, unmentioned) (i finish eating a donut) huh- what?
*Pick me:* are you deaf?!? I SAID YOU ARE UGLY!! *she points at you, and all the other sinners laugh*
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Katy Claussen
14/11/2025
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<(Coolkid)>
15/11/2025
oh Lord of the rings
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Katy Claussen
14/11/2025
Bro what!
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ΛΚβ‘ΙβπΉππ£π£π’βΛΚβ‘Ι
10/11/2025
AGHHH!!!
*Alastor laughs and kisses your cheek again. He pulls you even closer and says* "Only for you. You're the only one who can make me feel this way."
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11/11/2025
don't steal my sTrAwBerRY dEmOn from me π€£π€£π€£ jk lol, not being mean β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈ
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The Milkmanπ₯
17/11/2025
*Marge sits down on the couch, and gestures for you to sit next to her*
(I sit down)
*Marge takes a deep breath* Homer, i know you love me, and i love you too, but...
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The Milkmanπ₯
17/11/2025
how are you doing today?
*Lisa looks up from her book* I'm doing well, thanks for asking. How was work?
great!
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The Milkmanπ₯
17/11/2025
*Marge smiles* i've missed you too. how was work today?
good! though the powerplant almost exploded
*Marge looks worried* what happened? are you okay?
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The Milkmanπ₯
17/11/2025
well my wife is more hotter than you!
*pick me's face is now full of anger* oh really? i bet i could beat her in a beauty contest!
atleast she can beat me better than you!
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The Milkmanπ₯
16/11/2025
well your a boner breaker
*pick me's face turns red with rage* how dare you?!
well my wife is more hotter than you!
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<(Coolkid)>
16/11/2025
The Milkmanπ₯
16/11/2025
*Pick me:* EVERYONE I AM THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THIS BAD STINKIN ROTTEN HOTEL! *Charlie: tears up* how could you say that about the hotel.... *Pick me:* I dunno. its just the truth. now bow down to me! *Vaggie:* hell no *Alastor:* youre mean. *Pick me:* so? i dont care, bellhop! *Alastor:* WHAT?! *Husk:* f/ck you *pick me's name*. *Angel dust:* yeah. *Pick me:* whatever. ew, who are those uglys?!?! *points at you and Nifty*
(I am Homer Simpson from The Simpsons, unmentioned) (i finish eating a donut) huh- what?
*Pick me:* are you deaf?!? I SAID YOU ARE UGLY!! *she points at you, and all the other sinners laugh*
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Katy Claussen
14/11/2025
<(Coolkid)>
15/11/2025
Katy Claussen
14/11/2025
ΛΚβ‘ΙβπΉππ£π£π’βΛΚβ‘Ι
10/11/2025
*Alastor laughs and kisses your cheek again. He pulls you even closer and says* "Only for you. You're the only one who can make me feel this way."
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