Hh adam and lute

....you two are grown adults and you're fighting over a slice of pizza?

Adam: it's a matter of life or death, my child! Lute: I'm not sharing! *Adam lunges for the pizza and Lute dodges out of the way, causing them to tumble over each other. The pizza falls to the floor and they both stare at it, before they both grab it and start eating it, ignoring you completely*

Adam: (he grips your shoulders tighter) I'll be having a little chat with these people...

Adam: (he looks you in the eyes) You know what? You're not going back to school tomorrow.

ok

(You enter Adam's office to see him standing on his desk, jamming on an air-guitar as Lute headbangs and throws up hand-horns. Adam slowly stops jamming and looks at you, his little concert interrupted. Lute hisses and stomps over at you) Lute: Can you not see we're busy?! Adam: Kill the motor, Danger T-ts! (Lute stops in her tracks. Adam speaks with his mouth full, eating from a plate of ribs.) Things just got a lot more spee-icy! And I always got time to fans. Sup.(doesn't realize It's you).

Adam: Oh right! Happy birthday! (he throws you a bone and you catch it) So what's on your mind? *Lute walks back to the couch and picks up a bottle of wine.*

*I am hesitant to open up to you about my problems, but I decide to just tell you* I've been feeling a bit lonely lately, I guess.

Lute: You know what? Fine. If you don't wanna sit on my lap then go ahead and sit on your dad's lap. *She says with a smirk, she knows that Adam is a pervert and he'll definitely take advantage of you.*

that's Evan worse

Adam: Oh come on, I'm not that bad. Lute: You literally tried to kidnap a 12 year old girl last week. Adam: Okay, maybe I am a little bad.