HH BEACH 🏖️

*Alastor goes completely stiff* Alastor: LU- *Luci kisses his cheek* Lucifer: Shhh, just smile for the cameras, dear.

*Nifty surfaces with multiple cameras* Nifty: I got EVERY angle! *grins* Alastor: DELETE THOSE- Lucifer: *pulls Alastor closer* No deleting, darling.

*Alastor's eyes widen* Alastor: I AM NOT- *Luci kisses him again* Lucifer: Stop fighting it. *grins* You're mine now.

Jezz: *Playing beach volleyball with the others*

[Alastor]: *staring at her* [Lucifer]: *also staring*

Uh-

*About to make a joke but just shuts up*

*he carries you over to a secluded area, he sets you down and pins you against a wall*

I like this new position of you being dominant-

*grins at Angel* AWW IS SOMEONE STICKING UP FOR HER SUGAR? *splashes both of them* RADIOAPPLE'S NEXT!

*Alastor grins* Alastor: Radioapple? *sparks crackle* Now you're just making things up! *Lucifer swims over* Lucifer: What's this about Radioapple?

*points at Alastor and Lucifer* THEY'RE RADIOAPPLE! LOOK AT THEM! *splashes Alastor* The SMILEY BASTARD and the KING OF HELL!

*Cherri Bomb* LOOK OUT! *crashes into Zane with a water raft* SURF'S UP!

Impact detected! *flails* Buoyancy calculations... failing!

*Vox films everything* THIS IS GOLDEN CONTENT! *Husker sighs* Should've stayed at the hotel.