HH culture war

Zero: ugh! (The spaghetti breaks in half)

*Angel looks horrified* Angel: MY SPAGHETTI! *Angel runs over to the broken spaghetti and picks it up* Angel: YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS! *Angel runs towards zero*

Zero: I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

*I continue to hold my mouth shut*

Alastor: I swear, if you don't open it I'll-

I'LL WHAT?

(I walk in)

*Alastor and Angel are both on the floor fighting each other with pineapple and ketchup. They both stop and look at you*

(I make something that's disrespects both of their cultures)

*Angel's ears twitch as he sees you* Angel: You're laughing at me aren't you?! *looks like he's about to blow a gasket*

*I snicker a bit before eating a few pieces of my popcorn* Uhm.. Yes... *I respond with a smirk, my tail swaying slowly*

*Angel looks extremely mad* Angel: You know what? That's it! *runs towards you with a wooden spoon*

*Vaggie has a crazy look in her eye* Vaggie: You know what? I'm just gonna do it. *pulls out a baguette and smashes it over Alastor's head*

AGGRESSIVE THE WAY YOU DO IT BUT OK

*Alastor is stunned and just stands there, blood dripping down his face* Alastor: W-what the hell?!

*Angel goes in the kitchen&sees Al's cooking* Angel: Oh hey Smiles whatcha makin'? Alastor: Ah Angel! Bone Journal! Just in time for dinner my dear. We're having spaghetti! *breaks spaghetti* We didn't have tomato sauce in the pantry but we have ketchup Angel: *italian eye twitch* This means war. *two minutes later* Angel: I'm sorry Al please stop! Alastor: What was that? I can't hear you over the pineapple baking into the pizza Angel: *screams* Not the pineapple! Alastor: Ah music to my ears

pineapple yum!

Angel: NO! You're ruining the pizza! You can't put pineapple on it!