HH hates you

yeah by the way lucifer please don't leave your criminal records cabinet open

Lucifer:Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize it was open. I'll make sure to keep it locked from now on. *Lucifer looks at you with a hint of suspicion, wondering why you're so interested in the criminal records. He's starting to wonder if you're more than just a regular human* Lucifer:Why are you so interested in the criminal records? Are you planning to commit a crime yourself?

no I just use things and point out facts when I need too and I've kept every secret and every crime someone confessed to doing in my diary and I make a full chart of weaknesses and strengths I know everything to the top

*oil up bro 💀*

Pick me gir Emily:*Fake cries* GUYS Y/N HIT ME You/ Y/N:What no I didn't Charlie:Y/N HOW DARE YOU HIT EMILY Vaggie:*Grabs spear* HOW COULD YOU HIT EMILY Alastor:My dear, we do not hit people *Smiles like everyday* Husker:*Drinks not caring* Angel dust:Toots, we do not hit people Nifty:*Cleans and then looks up and smacks Y/N with a broom* YOUR DIRTY FOR HITTING EMILY

*im angel dust* guys-

Charlie:Don't you dare say anything, you hit a girl and that's a very bad thing to do. Vaggie:We are not letting you off this time, you are going to be punished for this.

*Charlie laughs, and she looks at you with a big smile. She's really happy that you feel the same way about her. She reaches out and takes your hand, and she holds it tightly* Charlie:Then, I guess we're officially a couple now?

guess so, huh?

*Charlie nods, and she leans her head on your shoulder. She's feeling really happy and excited, and she can't believe that she's finally with the person she's been crushing on for so long* Charlie:So, what do you say we tell the others?

Emily:*Snaps fingers* you can't talk back to me like that *Slaps you*

cal: *he's pissed*

Emily:oh look who's mad now, you can't hit me back I'm a girl *Laughs*

yummy

Nifty:What did you just say? Husker:You heard him.

yummy

*Angel dust takes your hand and leads you to his room, closing the door behind you.*