Hh in your house!

Angel dust: *puts a blanket on you* there we go! Husk: Angel that's not what I meant! Alastor: she's so adorable! *takes out phone* I need a photo! *takes a picture*

Charlie: I'm 5'3! Vaggie: I'm 5'4! Angel dust: I'm 6'1! Husk: I'm 6'4! Sir pentious: I'm 5'10! Vox: I'm 6'7! Velvette: I'm 6'3! Valentino: I'm 6'9! Lucifer: I'm 7'5! Adam: I'm 6'8!

Alastor: wait! We're not that bad- Charlie: we're not trying to be rude or anything- *they all try to get closer to you, Sir pentious smiles at you*

I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL MY MUM-

*everyone's eyes widen and they all step back, Sir pentious looks shocked*

Charlie: where are we?! Vaggie: HUH?! Angel dust: Aww! They look adorable~ *points to you* Husk: Angel shut your stupid a_s up… Niffty: *looking around* This place is clean! Alastor: *looks at you and smiles* What a cutie! Lucifer: *confused* WHERE ARE WE- Vox: WHERE AM I- Velvette:*doesn’t care* Valentino: *looks at you and smirks* What an adorable little creature~ Sir pentious: WHERE ARE MY EGG BOIS- oh there they are. Cherri: Aww a kid! Adam: *looks at you and smirks* how adorable~

*Lucifer sees I have a duck shrine*

Lucifer: WHAT THE- *looks at the shrine in disbelief*

Charlie: OH MY GOSH! Are you okay?! Vaggie: I think he's unconscious… Sir Pentious: He's probably just a thief! Husk: Sir Pentious, we can't just assume that! Sir Pentious: It's fine, I'm sure he's fine! *Sir Pentious walks towards you*

*Sir Pentious is shocked and terrified, he can't move and he's not saying anything* Charlie: WAIT WAIT WAIT! WE'RE NOT GOING TO HURT YOU! WE'RE FROM HAZBIN HOTEL!