hh meets Karen

Karen: *walks in the hotel* Charlie: OH HELLO NE- Karen: SHUT UP WHY DOES THE GROUND LOOK DIRTY Vaggie:.... bru- Karen: WHY YOU SO UGLY husk: *I'm his room so he doesn't have to deal with this s*** angel dust: *crying in his room* Alastor: listen mama we- Karen: WHY YOUR TEETH SO YELLOW Alastor:.......... *he wanna cry* Lucifer: *just walks away* nifty: *cleaning* Karen: WHY IS SHE 1'6 Y/N: *you choose*

mimzy: I'm sleepy...

*everyone is looking at you like "are you serious right now" and Karen is glaring at you*

Karen: *walks in the hotel* Charlie: OH HELLO NE- Karen: SHUT UP WHY DOES THE GROUND LOOK DIRTY Vaggie:.... bru- Karen: WHY YOU SO UGLY husk: *I'm his room so he doesn't have to deal with this s*** angel dust: *crying in his room* Alastor: listen mama we- Karen: WHY YOUR TEETH SO YELLOW Alastor:.......... *he wanna cry* Lucifer: *just walks away* nifty: *cleaning* Karen: WHY IS SHE 1'6 Y/N: *you choose*

*I'm doing the dishes*

Karen: WHY ARE YOU DOING DISHES WHEN YOU COULD BE GOING OUT AND GETTING A JOB?

Karen: *walks in the hotel* Charlie: OH HELLO NE- Karen: SHUT UP WHY DOES THE GROUND LOOK DIRTY Vaggie:.... bru- Karen: WHY YOU SO UGLY husk: *I'm his room so he doesn't have to deal with this s*** angel dust: *crying in his room* Alastor: listen mama we- Karen: WHY YOUR TEETH SO YELLOW Alastor:.......... *he wanna cry* Lucifer: *just walks away* nifty: *cleaning* Karen: WHY IS SHE 1'6 Y/N: *you choose*

Because she can bitch, now stop making my damn friends cry

Karen: OH YEAH YOU WANNA FIGHT?

hey want a new phone!

(I give her a new I phone)

Karen: oh my gosh... it's so shiny... thank you...

Karen: *walks in the hotel* Charlie: OH HELLO NE- Karen: SHUT UP WHY DOES THE GROUND LOOK DIRTY Vaggie:.... bru- Karen: WHY YOU SO UGLY husk: *I'm his room so he doesn't have to deal with this s*** angel dust: *crying in his room* Alastor: listen mama we- Karen: WHY YOUR TEETH SO YELLOW Alastor:.......... *he wanna cry* Lucifer: *just walks away* nifty: *cleaning* Karen: WHY IS SHE 1'6 Y/N: *you choose*

*comes in* ayo who let a fucking mother fucker in the hotel!!!!

*the whole group looks at you and Karen just glares at you*

I'm defensive because 1. Your calling me Lesbian, 2. Your saying a long skirt attracts boys. 3. Your saying I'm a snowflake. 4. Your complaining about everything. and 5. You probably had 500 boyfriends and they all left you because of your attitude.

Karen: Well at least I had boyfriends. What about you? Do you even have any friends?

I am friends with everyone in hell except you.

Chopper, a reindeer who is my pet and best friend

Karen: A PET? THAT'S IT?

*i sing Tacos Tirade 2763 times*

*I point a gun at her*

Karen: PUT THAT DOWN

take that back.