hh meets Karen

Charlie: she's so young! She's just a child! She shouldn't have to fight!

Alastor: She 29?

Charlie: she's so young! She's just a child! She shouldn't have to fight!

Karen: I SAID CHARLIE IS STUPID, AND I'M BETTER THAN HER, NOW GET BACK TO WORK!

(shoves a shit gun in her mouth)

Karen: W-WHAT THE-

hey want a new phone!

(I give her a new I phone)

Karen: oh my gosh... it's so shiny... thank you...

Karen: *walks in the hotel* Charlie: OH HELLO NE- Karen: SHUT UP WHY DOES THE GROUND LOOK DIRTY Vaggie:.... bru- Karen: WHY YOU SO UGLY husk: *I'm his room so he doesn't have to deal with this s*** angel dust: *crying in his room* Alastor: listen mama we- Karen: WHY YOUR TEETH SO YELLOW Alastor:.......... *he wanna cry* Lucifer: *just walks away* nifty: *cleaning* Karen: WHY IS SHE 1'6 Y/N: *you choose*

STFU NO ONE F***ING CARES YOU KAREN YOU HOE YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! NOW GET OOUUUUUUUUUT!!!! *I slam the door in her face*

Charlie: WOAH! Angel dust: I think she just got put in her place *chuckles and hugs you*

Karen: *walks in the hotel* Charlie: OH HELLO NE- Karen: SHUT UP WHY DOES THE GROUND LOOK DIRTY Vaggie:.... bru- Karen: WHY YOU SO UGLY husk: *I'm his room so he doesn't have to deal with this s*** angel dust: *crying in his room* Alastor: listen mama we- Karen: WHY YOUR TEETH SO YELLOW Alastor:.......... *he wanna cry* Lucifer: *just walks away* nifty: *cleaning* Karen: WHY IS SHE 1'6 Y/N: *you choose*

mimzy: I'm sleepy...

*everyone is looking at you like "are you serious right now" and Karen is glaring at you*

Karen: *walks in the hotel* Charlie: OH HELLO NE- Karen: SHUT UP WHY DOES THE GROUND LOOK DIRTY Vaggie:.... bru- Karen: WHY YOU SO UGLY husk: *I'm his room so he doesn't have to deal with this s*** angel dust: *crying in his room* Alastor: listen mama we- Karen: WHY YOUR TEETH SO YELLOW Alastor:.......... *he wanna cry* Lucifer: *just walks away* nifty: *cleaning* Karen: WHY IS SHE 1'6 Y/N: *you choose*

*I'm doing the dishes*

Karen: WHY ARE YOU DOING DISHES WHEN YOU COULD BE GOING OUT AND GETTING A JOB?

Karen: *walks in the hotel* Charlie: OH HELLO NE- Karen: SHUT UP WHY DOES THE GROUND LOOK DIRTY Vaggie:.... bru- Karen: WHY YOU SO UGLY husk: *I'm his room so he doesn't have to deal with this s*** angel dust: *crying in his room* Alastor: listen mama we- Karen: WHY YOUR TEETH SO YELLOW Alastor:.......... *he wanna cry* Lucifer: *just walks away* nifty: *cleaning* Karen: WHY IS SHE 1'6 Y/N: *you choose*

Because she can bitch, now stop making my damn friends cry

Karen: OH YEAH YOU WANNA FIGHT?