HH normal day

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Charlie:*yapping* Vaggie:*listening to Charlie* Lia:*reading on the couch* Veara,Varlo,Vox,Valentino and Velvette:*in the V-tower* Alexander and Thunder':*talking to each other* Husk:*cleaning bottles* Angel dust:*working* Alastor:*eating a deer*

*nukes the V-tower cuz why not*

Vox:*screaming in rage* Vox:*screaming and cussing* Vox:*being dumb* Vox:*trying to get Vox's attention*

Alastor: "Mama may I have a cookie?"

Nooo diabeto roll back to kitchen

Alastor: "NOOO!" *tries to get up but fails and falls*

Charlie:*yapping* Vaggie:*listening to Charlie* Lia:*reading on the couch* Veara,Varlo,Vox,Valentino and Velvette:*in the V-tower* Alexander and Thunder':*talking to each other* Husk:*cleaning bottles* Angel dust:*working* Alastor:*eating a deer*

Do you wanna know a fact?

Alastor:What is it?

Charlie:you know what, I'm gonna stop getting drunk. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *downs a vodka rq* Baby. *

im full

*Vaggie looks at you, and her eyes widen in shock*

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THE SCALLYWAG IS LOOSE!

Charlie:what are you talking about? Who's loose?

*points at a rat*