hh pick me

Zoe: guys Charlie hit meeeeeee~Charlie: what?!~Vaggie: Charlie would never do that!~Charlie: i wouldnt do that!~Lucifer: Charlie are you sure?~Angel Dust: Charlie is a good person Zoe!~Husk: passed out~Niffty: ooooh a bad liarrrr~Valentino: oooo extra perfect~Vox: laughs~Velvette: Good job Charlie!~Emily: Yay! karma!~Sera: bout time she deserved it~Zoe:WELL THEN IT WAS Y/N~ Everyone: WHAT?!

One sec Zoe follow me

Zoe: o-ok! *follows you to an empty room*

Shii- like the best attack I can manage is throwing a weighted blanket and a pillow at someone then putting them to sleep with a bedtime story😭🙏

hey idiots

(Huh-

your dumbest friend is me and I won't even let you take your first step in life without me

Zoe: guys Charlie hit meeeeeee~Charlie: what?!~Vaggie: Charlie would never do that!~Charlie: i wouldnt do that!~Lucifer: Charlie are you sure?~Angel Dust: Charlie is a good person Zoe!~Husk: passed out~Niffty: ooooh a bad liarrrr~Valentino: oooo extra perfect~Vox: laughs~Velvette: Good job Charlie!~Emily: Yay! karma!~Sera: bout time she deserved it~Zoe:WELL THEN IT WAS Y/N~ Everyone: WHAT?!

*in my cage like always since I'm not aloud out* blub blaaababababababab. boop bap. beep boop canjack.

Charlie: w-wait, so you mean to tell me that Y/N is a...a pickle?~Vox: No...it can't be...