hh pick me 😔

(my voice so deep I sound dead) hello my name is corpse

Emily: EWWWWW YOU LOOK LIKE A DEAD BODY-

*she throws the chair at you*

...

*the chair hits you and you fall to the ground. Emily laughs and everyone is shocked at what she just did*

sup

Emily: you're ugly! *looks at Lucifer* Lucifer: don't talk to my child like that.

*I look at lucifer* I'm your child?

oh, I just gave her a taste of her own medicine

Lucifer: you know what, you're hired!

Charlie: welcome to the Hazbin hotel- Emily: *just walks in* ugh.. my name is Emily and I am the best! Vaggie: *points her spear at emily* no your not. Alastor: oh dear.. I believe this girl is a pick me.. *just smiling even though he's annoyed asf* angel dust: uhm.. I don't like her husk~ husk: piss off Emily... *drinks booze* Emily: EW who's that? *points to you* Lucifer: that's Y/N she/he is way better than you, Emily *continues making rubber ducks*

ew who is that they look like a monkey

Emily: did you just call me a monkey??

*Emily gets even angrier and punches you in the stomach*

when you say perfect do you mean you look like a barbie doll with no clothes

Emily: SHUT UP!! *hits you in the face with a book*