Hh pick me crusie

Uh, Vaggie?

Vaggie:what the hell is going on over there? *she runs over to Parker and Charlie*

Your girlfriends being harassed by Parker

Lucifer:*DUCKS* Charlie:*in the pool with vaggie* Charlie:vaggie isn’t this fun? Vaggie:sure hun Alastor:*just sun bathing* angel dust:*makes cat noises* husky baby come~ husk:I will shove a damn bottle up your *beep* Parker:UGH why I should be treated like a queen!!!

..*zero was just sitting on the couch asleep*

Alastor:hey zero? Are you asleep? *Alastor pokes her*

welp, i aint dealing with her, good luck. *does a flip and falls off the ship*

Husk:oh my god Angel dust:oh my god! Parker:HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

*teleports behind Parker* i think i broke you. nice.

*Adam is still asleep with lute on top of him*

Vaggie:I think he is. Parker:oh my god I'm so jealous.

*Adam is still asleep with lute*

(glares at parer and grabs her by leg and pulls heninto he pool looking like a lil crocoule hos trying to get his meal)

*Alastor just laughs* Alastor:now that's what I'm talking about! *Lucifer is trying not to laugh*

(starts bangung on parkers ead like its a drum while screaming)TRAMTADA DAAAAAA LADIES AND GENTLEMANS THIS IS AQUAPARK! I MEANT PARK I MEANT PARKUR I MEAN GODAMN PARKER