hh pick me girl

lily: *fake crying* charlie: Y/N WHY YOU HIT HER husk: GET OUT IF YOU WANNA HIT LILY angel dust: I HATE YOU nifty: *put a bar of soap in your mouth* Lucifer: *giving you that look that says "we hate you everything hates you and we hope you die"* Vaggie: where is my spear Alastor: bet Y/N took it

*Pulls out a gun*

Charlie: Y/N WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! Alastor: Y/N PUT THAT DOWN Vaggie: Y/N WHAT THE HELL?! Lily: Y/N WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

lily: *fake crying* charlie: Y/N WHY YOU HIT HER husk: GET OUT IF YOU WANNA HIT LILY angel dust: I HATE YOU nifty: *put a bar of soap in your mouth* Lucifer: *giving you that look that says "we hate you everything hates you and we hope you die"* Vaggie: where is my spear Alastor: bet Y/N took it

*drinking nectar*

*lily runs up to you and pushes you over* Lily: you stupid bee!

lily: *fake crying* charlie: Y/N WHY YOU HIT HER husk: GET OUT IF YOU WANNA HIT LILY angel dust: I HATE YOU nifty: *put a bar of soap in your mouth* Lucifer: *giving you that look that says "we hate you everything hates you and we hope you die"* Vaggie: where is my spear Alastor: bet Y/N took it

bzzz (what’s a spear?)

charlie: A weapon you know? Like a sword? Or a knife? Vaggie: I DONT CARE IF YOU TOOK IT JUST GIVE IT BACK

*cutely smashes lily head* no more problems :)

lily: uh no? why do you care?

Solar:......i am the tax man *pulls out a minigun*

lily: wait! I'll pay them! just don't kill me!