hh spin the bottle

I swear if it lands on an actual living person-*alastor*

charlie: no no no... it has to be meee. alastor: awww c'mon. you're so cute when you pout.

*then I throw him, and myself out the window,eat the doorframe, turn into an eagle,shout"I'M AN EAGLE SCREE SCREE SCREEEEEEEEE"out into the road,then fly directly into the sun*

alastor:*smiling*. Vaggie: oh my gosh. charlie: eek I'm so excited. vox: shh. valentino: give me a pretty baby. velvette: eww. angel dust: spin y/n. y/n: ok

*she spun the bottle and it landed on Vox* someone kille already

*everyone stares at Vox in horror*