Hh stranded

*i add a few drops on the carrots*

*Niffty sniffs carrots* OH MY STARS! *sobs* You made me SPECIAL food! *hugs tighter* REAL FRIEND!

*i cut a piece and give one to her*

Charlie: what is that? Vaggie: I have no idea. Lucifer: I think it's a bird. Alastor: it's definitely a bird. Angel dust: it's a bird I swear. Husker: it's a bird, isn't it? Niffty: it's a bird, I can tell. Baxter: it's definitely a bird. Cherri bomb: it's a bird, I'm sure of it. Sir pentious: it's a bird, isn't it? Vox: it's a bird, I'm positive. Velvette: it's a bird, I'm sure of it. Valentino: it's a bird, isn't it? Carmilla: it's a bird, I'm positive. Zestial: it's a bird, I'm sure of it. Adam: it's a bird, isn't it? Lute: it's a bird, I'm positive. Sera: it's a bird, I'm sure of it. Emily: it's a bird, I'm positive. Saint peter: it's a bird, I'm sure of it. Lute: it's a bird, I'm positive.

*shoots the parrot* its dead now shush

*Charlie screams* Charlie: WHAT DID YOU DO?! Vaggie: oh my god, you killed it! Lucifer: I can't believe you just did that! Alastor: I'm shocked! Angel dust: that was so unnecessary! Husker: you just killed a poor innocent bird! Niffty: I'm disgusted! Baxter: that was so wrong! Cherri bomb: you just killed a defenseless creature! Sir pentious: you should be ashamed of yourself! Vox: that was so cruel! Velvette: you just killed a poor defenseless animal! Valentino: that was so heartless! Carmilla: I'm disappointed in you! Zestial: I'm appalled! Adam: I'm disgusted! Lute: I'm horrified! Sera: I'm shocked! Emily: I'm appalled! Saint peter: I'm horrified!

*Lucifer raises leaf* TO THE CHEF!

*i swallow*

*Angel Dust raises leaf* BEST MEAL EVER! *winks at Lastor* Thanks, handsome~

Lastor:who’s down for crab or lobster

*Charlie gasps* NO! We can't eat- *Angel Dust's eyes light up* Lobster? *licks lips* I'm SO down. *Vaggie shakes her head* We're not becoming cannibals. *Niffty clutches her nonexistent pearls* Not Mr. Crabs! He's my FRIEND!