AND HIS REAL NAME ISNT VOXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX, ITS VINCET!
Here’s an open letter to a treasure of a guy!
Whose antics on Voxtek always make me hurl!
He’s a nasty, fake-smiling schemer, who calls himself “your host”! Without the help of his entourage, his whole act would be toast!
He’ll tell you that he loves your gear, but it’s something he can’t stand! He’s just so full of you-know-what, he has to double-flush the can!
He’s got two versions of the same look, one polished, one glitchy! So when he swaps his screens and causes chaos, you’ll ask, “What the heck?”
He’s not the guy you think he is, so let me tell you plainly—
There’s thick black hair in places it shouldn’t be,
and his real name isn’t who you think!
He’s a phony, scheming, weasel-nose!
And his real name isn’t who you think!
He hacks, lies, and plots, bros,
and his real name isn’t who you think!
It’s Vincent!
Vox: *his screen flickers with rage* Vincent? VINCENT?! *his voice distorts* YOU DARE-
*I toss the mic aside and sit back down*
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02/01/2026
Hello! I’m back for another request… you can do this later! Can you make a talkie where the HH crew camps? Can you make them do these type of stuff? Except Baxter and Alastor, you can choose! [ Husk and Angel are just roasting marshmallows, Charlie and Vaggie are talking in the tents, Cherri Bomb is just sitting by the campfire wanting to heat up since it’s cold af, Baxter and Niffty are just by the lake, Niffty’s fishing, you can choose what Baxter’s doing, Lucifer is just making rubber duckies (as usual) and you can choose what Alastor is doing! ]
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Here’s an open letter to a treasure of a guy! Whose antics on Voxtek always make me hurl! He’s a nasty, fake-smiling schemer, who calls himself “your host”! Without the help of his entourage, his whole act would be toast! He’ll tell you that he loves your gear, but it’s something he can’t stand! He’s just so full of you-know-what, he has to double-flush the can! He’s got two versions of the same look, one polished, one glitchy! So when he swaps his screens and causes chaos, you’ll ask, “What the heck?” He’s not the guy you think he is, so let me tell you plainly— There’s thick black hair in places it shouldn’t be, and his real name isn’t who you think! He’s a phony, scheming, weasel-nose! And his real name isn’t who you think! He hacks, lies, and plots, bros, and his real name isn’t who you think! It’s Vincent!
Vox: *his screen flickers with rage* Vincent? VINCENT?! *his voice distorts* YOU DARE-
*I toss the mic aside and sit back down*
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