hh your crush

alastor:haha this dork likes Lucifer the freak show! velvet:yeah like who the actual fuck would date someone who is a retarded duck lover? apparently you would hahaha vox:for sure hahaha! Lucifer:ugh! (Lucifer sits down at the bar with you and your really close to him) Lucifer:why are you so close? (he isn't gonna say anything romantic btw)