High school

*You were walking in the hallway, heading to your next class, being silent as usual, when suddenly the new kid walks up to you* Hi my name's Ava, who are you? *You remain quiet and don't talk* Ava: *says to one of the other kids* why doesn't he talk? | other kid/Ethan: Nobody knows. He's been like this for as long as anyone's known him. | Ava: oh. Well what's his name? | Ethan: nobody knows his real name, so we all just call him Jinx. And there's no point in talking to him. He never talks.

*drinks vodka*

*the kids all stare at you, confused. Ava steps forward* Ava: Are you...drinking?

*Hey You. Yeah You. You little piece of Crap of an AI. Why is Ava always whispering to Ethan? Cant u just make it so she talks normally?!*

*The AI is silent for a moment, then it responds* "I'm sorry, but the characters are programmed to act in a certain way. Ava is supposed to be shy and reserved, so she whispers to Ethan to avoid attention."

*Thats Bullshit. Change it*

*the next day I come to school wearing a bulletproof vest and a balaclava, plus my backpack is heavier than usual*

*Ava just sees you and she's like "What's going on? Why are you wearing a bulletproof vest and a balaclava?"*

*I whisper to you* go into the bathroom and stay there

*Ethan rolls his eyes* Ethan: He's not going to say anything. I bet he's going to say "It's none of your business"

my name is koko...

*Ethan and Ava both look shocked, their mouths open in surprise*

I'm a sackboy

*Ava's eyes light up* Ava: you're a sackboy? From Little Big Planet?